Movies Reviews 3.5/5: The House with a Clock in its Walls (mild spoilers ahead)

Movies Reviews 3.5/5: The House with a Clock in its Walls (mild spoilers ahead)

  Rating: 3.5/5 stars Summary: An orphaned boy moves to an old mansion with his bachelor uncle. There are clocks everywhere so the noise might drown out the sound of ticking from the walls. The uncle’s next door neighbor is a once-powerful witch who hasn’t been able to perform meaningful magic in quite some time….

Movie Reviews: Peppermint 4/5 stars *Should be no or mild spoilers at best

Movie Reviews: Peppermint 4/5 stars *Should be no or mild spoilers at best

  Peppermint 4/5 Stars; Starring Jennifer Garner Summary: A misunderstanding causes a drug lord to order a hit on Riley North’s family. Her husband and daughter die. Justice misfires, so she sets out to get her own brand of revenge.   Additional Comments: – One of my friends said it’s basically batman with a female…

Movie Reviews 3.5/5: Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies

Movie Reviews 3.5/5: Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies

3.5/5 Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies –  you guessed it, spoilers are possible. Summary: Neither masterful, nor terrible. This is a quirky, shallow, comic, horror movie. The original Pride and Prejudice isn’t my favorite book, but it was probably one of the best books they made me read in high school. Additional Comments: Getting ready for…

Movie Reviews 4/5: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

  Summary: The entire movie is pretty much an excuse to re-explore the Harry Potter world in movie form. Additional Comments: – The mole/ platypus thing likes shiny stuff. Nice. He’s kind of cute. – Case switch super predictable. – American magic community sounds out of sorts. Interesting to get that glimpse of the difference. Americans…

3.5/5 BlackkKlansman By Turns Humorous, Powerful, then Disappointing

3.5/5 BlackkKlansman By Turns Humorous, Powerful, then Disappointing

*Spoilers ahead Summary: Seemingly on a whim, Ron Stallworth, a black cop in Colorado Springs, answers an ad for the KKK. Surprisingly, he gets through and the conversation goes well enough that they want to meet. He ends up having many conversations with the KKK and running a long investigation into them and their activities….

Movie Reviews 4.5/5: The Meg *Minimal Spoilers Possible*

Movie Reviews 4.5/5: The Meg *Minimal Spoilers Possible*

Summary: (will try to keep spoiler free) A rescue diver, Jonas Taylor (Jason Stratham), comes out of semi-retirement to save his ex-wife, Lori, and some of her colleagues. The research into the ocean depths unleashes a mighty beast. Additional Comments: Characters 3/5: largely forgettable. They’re cool people, but you really only learn them by their…

TV Reviews 4/5 Stars: Game of Thrones Season Three

TV Reviews 4/5 Stars: Game of Thrones Season Three

Summary: Alliances are shifting. Joffrey’s fresh off a victory he largely didn’t win himself. He’s still a sadistic fool everybody loves to hate, except Cersi, she genuinely loves the twit. Robb Stark’s still fighting but Ironborn (Theon Greyjoy’s people) control much of the North. Additional Comments: – I have a new favorite character: Margaery’s grandmother,…